, Comic Quote Blog" /> - Comic Quote Blog" />


Comic Quote Blog

  Harry Hill
When you buy a V-neck sweater there's a V of material missing. You know what they do with that? They send it to Ann Summers and she makes those fancy pants.

My aunt used to say, 'What you can't see, can't hurt you'...well, she died of radiation poisining a few months back!

I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder.

Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said - 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

Apparently, you can tell a lot about someone's personality from what they're like

The thing about heroin is... it's very morish, apparently

Apparently, there's enough poison in a crab, to kill a crab

A dolphin will jump out of the water for a piece of fish, imagine what he'd do for some chips

'My main beef with him is that he is historically inaccurate.' - Harry Hill, trying to consign Barney the Dinosaur to Room 101

Ah Mr Lemon, why your juices so sharp?

Well, I've had a terrible week. I've had that, erm, Anthrax, have you had that? Diarrhoea, blood in the urine, the liver was disintegrating... and i found the only thing that really helped... was Lemsip. Just took the edge off.

Labels: , , , ,

 
For More Comic Quotes visit my previous posts and archive links on the right hand side of this page.


Comments: Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link



<< Home

Google Video of the Day

Courtesy of Video.KiTT.NeT

» Send a message to any automobile driver in the world!
27/10/08 16:00 from The Unofficial Google Video Blog
Awesome idea - ever get cut up by another driver in traffic and want to shout at them, maybe you want to let someone know that they have a flat tyre, or maybe even want to let that girl you spotted at the lights know how much you love her? We have the solution - Email A Car .com lets you deposit a message for ANY other driver in the world by using their unique car registration plate.



Tags:


Description
A collection of the best and most witty offerings from the comedy world. Only the funniest live here.

Previous Posts
Woody Allen
Film_: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Welcome to my Blog

Archives
January 2006 / August 2006 / November 2006 / July 2008 / August 2009 /

Links
Twitter Facebook
MySpace Digg
Hit a share button above & let your friends know.

SITE OF THE DAY

Leave a message for ANY other driver in the world using their registration plate, check your messages too!

Audio Visual Treats:
Amazing 3d Anaglyph Picsnew
Silly Picture(NEW!)
Funny Jokes(NEW!)
Film Plot Generator(NEW!)
Wacky Signs
The Generators
Give Me A Sign God
Music Videos
Video of the Day
Optical Illusions
Claymation
Cute things
Sausage Doggie
Puppies & Kittens
The Freecycle Song

Interesting:
Baby Name Databasae(NEW)
Hairyfriend Pet Info(NEW)
Superstitions & Omens(NEW)
Phobia of the Day(NEW)
Famous Quotations
Interesting Facts
UK Thunderstorm Detector
Lateral Thinking Puzzles +
UK Bank Holiday Dates

Funny:
Daily Bushism(NEW)
IDIOT Blog(NEW)
Comedian Quotes
Funny Jokes

Computing & IT:
Speak My IP Address
3d Face Generator
Bubble Wrap Simulator POP!
PS3 News
Grand Theft Auto GTA IV Cheats
Nintendo Wii Tips

Boys Toys:
Concept Cars
MG TD Classic Car Gallery
Austin Healey Sprite
Competition Archery
Toy Ray Guns + wiki
Cool Gadgets
UK Ukulele Forum

Celebrity & Entertainment:
Celebrity Gossip
Movie Reviews
Webcam Database
Distant Lovers

RatherAmusing Network

RatherAmusing Hub
Random Funny Pictures
The FAIL Database
Video Presurfer
Astounding Facts
Witty Quotes
3D Red/Blue Pics
3D CGI Face Generator
Movie Plot O Matic
Missing Pet Signs
Exam Answers

Powered by Blogger
Listed on BlogShares
Top Humor Blogs


Thing to make you go hmm

Did you know that Jerry West was the model for the official NBA logo. His silhouette appears dribbling a basketball.

Hungry for MORE useless facts? Click here for the latest Interesting Fact of the Hour