tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:44:29 +0000http://wit.kitt.net/noreply@blogger.com (KiTT)Blogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-2353667251791139317Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:07:00 +00002008-07-09T12:17:20.493+01:00al murrayAlastair James Hay "Al" Murray ,is a British comedian best known for his stand-up persona, "The Pub Landlord". This character is a stereotyped xenophobe who struck a chord with the island nation that is Great Britain. In 2003, he was listed in The Observer as one of the 50 funniest acts in British comedy and in 2007 he was voted number sixteen on Channel 4's hundred greatest stand-ups. It it http://wit.kitt.net/2008/07/al-murray.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-3235248365095739482Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:19:00 +00002008-07-06T23:39:43.666+01:00humourjokefunnyjimmy carrstand-upLove him or hate him (most hate him), this controversial comic isn't up everyone's street. His jokes can be raw and shocking leaving the audience feeling a little ashamed for laughing so loud for so long. Personally I think he is just brilliant. Although he could potentially lose the hairstyle which looks borrowed from a 1940's German leader. Enjoy this selection: I worry about my nan. If she'shttp://wit.kitt.net/2008/07/jimmy-carr.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-116274979155106937Sun, 05 Nov 2006 17:46:00 +00002008-07-04T12:28:48.339+01:00humourSteven FryjokefunnyStephen Frystand-upThe term National treasure is overused. But in the case of Mr Stephen Fry - it is perfectly true. He is an amazingly witty and intelligent man and I am always glad to see him on television, he represents a sadly fading British TV insitution of eccentric, larger than life, witty and above all clever presenters - sadly his kind are rapidly becoming an endangered species - overtaken by attractive (http://wit.kitt.net/2006/11/stephen-fry.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-115634179810758632Wed, 23 Aug 2006 13:41:00 +00002008-07-04T12:28:34.180+01:00humourBill Baileyjokefunnystand-up My hero - Bill Bailey - absolutely pant-wettingly funny english man. An original comedian who combines sometimes surreal but always funny jokes with musical interludes and comments on life. Just the best comedian from out of the UK today. Seriously now - these quotes don't do him justice. I strongly suggest you buy a DVD today. Jokes: "There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda http://wit.kitt.net/2006/08/bill-bailey.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-113762879501957707Wed, 18 Jan 2006 23:57:00 +00002008-07-04T12:28:24.508+01:00humourTim Vinejokefunnystand-upEditor's Note: Watch this guy - with the right management he could be bigger than Izzard or Coogan. Brilliantly funny quick fire comedy that just makes you ache. Current holder of the world record for most jokes told in an hour - 499!!! Read and enjoy and visit Tim Vines website. Black beauty - he's a dark horse. So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' http://wit.kitt.net/2006/01/tim-vine.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-113623382421329167Mon, 02 Jan 2006 20:22:00 +00002008-07-07T12:03:41.601+01:00humourEddie Izzardjokefunnystand-upEditor's Note: I personally think that Eddie Izzard is one of Britains last true eccentric geniuses. He has even cracked the US and starred in a number of big films. Fantastically funny executive transvestite. On with the quotes, these are just a few. Buy the standup DVDs you will NOT regret it. If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. I've done a bit of Latin http://wit.kitt.net/2006/01/eddie-izzard.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-113621908014577219Mon, 02 Jan 2006 16:12:00 +00002008-07-04T12:27:06.985+01:00humourSpike Milliganjokefunnystand-upEditor's Note: Spike Milligan (1919 - 2002) is a British comic genius. Principal-creator of the memorable "Goon Show", fantastic musician and author of many excellent books, many of which recounting his days as a solidier during WWII on campaigns in north Africa & Italy. Plagued with mental disorders, he unfortunately suffered from at least 10 breakdowns during his life. Widely accepted as http://wit.kitt.net/2006/01/spike-milligan.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-113621740114014163Mon, 02 Jan 2006 15:52:00 +00002008-07-04T12:27:21.225+01:00humourjokePeter Kayfunnystand-upBest Quotes... 1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, Thyroid problem? 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. 3) My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. 4)http://wit.kitt.net/2006/01/peter-kay.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-113621672192828382Mon, 02 Jan 2006 15:42:00 +00002008-07-04T12:27:30.066+01:00humourjokefunnystand-upHarry HillWhen you buy a V-neck sweater there's a V of material missing. You know what they do with that? They send it to Ann Summers and she makes those fancy pants. My aunt used to say, 'What you can't see, can't hurt you'...well, she died of radiation poisining a few months back! I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I don't get on with my real ladder. Well I was bullied at schoolhttp://wit.kitt.net/2006/01/harry-hill.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-113621568685610694Mon, 02 Jan 2006 15:27:00 +00002008-07-04T12:27:39.925+01:00humourjokefunnyWoody Allenstand-upHis lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wifehttp://wit.kitt.net/2006/01/woody-allen.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-113616202271809602Mon, 02 Jan 2006 00:29:00 +00002008-07-04T12:28:02.448+01:00humourjokemonty pythonfunnymovieKing Arthur: I am your king. Woman: Well I didn't vote for you. King Arthur: You don't vote for kings. Woman: Well how'd you become king then? [Angelic music plays... ] King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. http://wit.kitt.net/2006/01/film-monty-python-and-holy-grail.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20410038.post-113616143134605091Mon, 02 Jan 2006 00:21:00 +00002006-01-02T00:23:51.346ZThis blog will contain my favourite collection of humourous and witty quotations from around the world and throughout history. I will accurately quote and honour the individual in question. Any comments or feedback is appreciated as always. Enjoy.http://wit.kitt.net/2006/01/welcome-to-my-blog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (KiTT)